swing batterbatterbatterbatter....

swing and a miss.

ouch.

i will see this movie 57 times

i believe the judges won't accept that answer

quietly saying "oh fuck" to yourself on national tv. perfection.

once a year. period.

the truth

peep homie with one leg.
wurd.

girl is puttin it down

does she have down's syndrome or something?


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dolemite

just wonder what might happen if someone asked him to rhyme with "orange"...

old folks

ghostride the whip!

yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh grandma.

golf = sex

um, yeah. you just gotta watch it.

i hate that this is an ad

but it appeals so perfectly to my scat-humor

close that thing

the governator's losing steam

drop it like it's hot

halkdf;lnblheiuw;nag brlurrrrrp gglurmshalnasghlnewol;knv ich.

and the oscar goes to

or maybe this guy?

mutherfucking hall and mutherfucking oats.

get some!

why can't this happen to me

seriously, watch this.
and then listen to everyone's names.

you got guys like "Gabaldon" - pronounced Gah Bahl Dohn
(there's definitely a pun in here some where)

and "Knuckles" - pronounced "Knuckles"

great stuff.

punch it. punch it real good.

you think if they don't have balls it still hurts?
after a while it's got to, right?

Coolest Thing Ever

praise him

what the fuck, volume 2

what the fuck