this is what the internet is for

http://thru-you.com/#/videos/6/

all of it is amazing

sad but true

messing with gifs

just playing around...

you can find it--and the rest of my pics--here.

the ultimate warrior

i love this

an experiment

on a whim, i wanted to see if i could 'gauge' the emotional state of things using two ridiculously simple words and comparing their search volume.
it all started when i realized that a lot of people i know put their facebook status as "blah" from time to time.

sure enough, if you search "blah" on facebook/lexicon... there it is.
and it is slowly declining in recurrence over time.

then i thought i'd use big brother google to see what happens.
and this time i pitted "blah" vs "yay".
check it out:










admittedly, it's not an exact barometer. there are some random, unapplicable uses.

nonetheless, there is a trend (which makes me think there's some validity to it.
and, it looks like the yays have it.

the world may be becoming a better place after all.

cosmic awesome

i wish i could dance this good

electronic holiday spirit

what the fuck?!

who said it was cool to send me a picture of a sleigh, some puppies, or a snowflake and shit and then type a note--in some douchey italic/script typeface--about how we should reflect on our loved ones and our lives and rejoice and be thankful and shit.

seriously, an electronic note like that is the most worthless thing i've probably ever received.

wow, you took a whole lot of time to bcc me on an email into which you cut and pasted some clip-art and a quote. you're a fucking sweetheart.

what's more is that i don't know and haven't personally met a single person that's sent me one of these things.

it's worse than spam.
at least that meaningless drivel gets cut off by my junk filter.

and i've gotten at least 10 of them so far.

merry fucking christmas.
bitches.

rawr!

um, not cool

is everything ok with you?

i want your entire friend network to know.. so that your life becomes shit for the next two weeks as they slowly ask you one by one "if everything's okay" and then you have to explain away your nasty case of herpes.

hamster on a piano

i'm a little obsessed with this.

the third member of Nelson

jizz in my pans

can't embed due to restrictions
but go ahead and take a look.

try not to jizz in your pants

trust me. it's awesome and totally SFW as long as you're wearing earphones.

ch ch ch check it out

i/denti/tee

there's a widget on there that allows you pick out your favorite i/ lyrics and share them with friends. as you pick and vote, we're going to start displaying the results and the data in some really cool ways. you should check back on monday.

Art installations

Sometimes people look like art installations. And they look beautiful.

But most of the time they don't.

• sent from my iphone •

it's worth reading the subtitles

this dude is:
too strong to do work
too strong to go to jail
must have sex 15 times a day
has four wives
has 34 children
can't shake your hand

and all of egypt is totally cool with that

way ahead of his time

made in 1985. 1985!
i don't even think they had computers back then.

Great Things

Sometimes I think maybe we're all destined for great things.

It's just that some of us don't find out in time.

• sent from my iphone •

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