my new best friend

this thing--the "hip office"--is meant to make you more productive in the workplace. it holds your laptop, your clipboard. whatever.



they forgot one use though: tray holder at mickey D's.



muthafucka, i roll up and order like three value meals, and i don't even have to sit down. just put that shit on my productivity device and i'm walking AND eating.

"hip office"? more like "hip-py meal". yeah, i said it.

fat kids, start getting jealous.
i'm creeping up on you.... all heavy-breathing-like.