wonder what she's really thinking about

what the....

words cannot describe

i hate that these come from details.com. but i'll admit it when someone's got a good thing going.
these videos are fucking hilarious.

please brush my hair

masturbating in the parking lot

whoa.. cool

someone actually made this. wow.

this is the creepiest AP photo i've seen yet

why are all three of these fuckers staring at this shiny shit-bowl and smiling from ear to ear.
so weird



if they had thought bubbles, what would they be thinking?
go!

Dragon Hunter

more like boner hunter

sick nasty

wait til the end. the last 10 seconds will alter your understanding of the cosmos.

magic missile!

ouch.
ouch.


ouch.

how we do

what car dealers are really like

swing batterbatterbatterbatter....

swing and a miss.

ouch.

i will see this movie 57 times

i believe the judges won't accept that answer

quietly saying "oh fuck" to yourself on national tv. perfection.

once a year. period.

the truth

peep homie with one leg.
wurd.

girl is puttin it down

does she have down's syndrome or something?


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dolemite

just wonder what might happen if someone asked him to rhyme with "orange"...

old folks

ghostride the whip!

yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh grandma.

golf = sex

um, yeah. you just gotta watch it.

i hate that this is an ad

but it appeals so perfectly to my scat-humor

close that thing

the governator's losing steam

drop it like it's hot

halkdf;lnblheiuw;nag brlurrrrrp gglurmshalnasghlnewol;knv ich.

and the oscar goes to

or maybe this guy?

mutherfucking hall and mutherfucking oats.

get some!

why can't this happen to me

seriously, watch this.
and then listen to everyone's names.

you got guys like "Gabaldon" - pronounced Gah Bahl Dohn
(there's definitely a pun in here some where)

and "Knuckles" - pronounced "Knuckles"

great stuff.

punch it. punch it real good.

you think if they don't have balls it still hurts?
after a while it's got to, right?

Coolest Thing Ever

praise him

what the fuck, volume 2

what the fuck

happy fucking valentines day

worst video ever

just watch it.



you won't thank me.

again thanks 'anonymous'

best video ever

just watch it.
you'll thank me.

chug a bottle of it...

...see what happens.

garbage pail kids

the movie!

why couldn't this have happened at my bar-mitzvah?

she knows what i like

mmmm mmm mmmm.

unforgiveable

straight awesome, no chaser

lo di dah blah di da licky dicky tick tick rrrrickity tick tickticktick
chop-a-broccoleeee-heeee

just go here

and watch the fucking intro clip.

fight for kisses

i don't know what to say.

gonna kick the HUCK out of you

game on, bitches.

go huck yourself

too bad the soundtrack sucks

macs even make dirty dirty sex look clean.

misconception

fat people ARE fast... when they only have to use their finger.

the national football league is proud to present...

...a giant penis







and in case this isn't enough, just take a look at the first 30 or seconds of this clip:



gotta love it.

blind = gay

who knew?



(thanks for the tip, 'anonymous' -- p.s. failblog is awesome! you seen shipment of fail?)

poop on me

this is a concept of an idea of a thought of a paradigm.

how i do

other than work all weekend, i spent the rest of my time on the street corner doing this to earn some extra cash.

simply the best

happy friday folks.

darwin awards, stripper style

it gets great at about 1 min into the clip.
damn, guhl. careful what you workin wit.

kinda cool

damn, grandma

i know i said that nobody fucks with the jesus, but shit, grandma be clappin' folks. straight ghostin' them fuckers ...in their toodles.

wrekanize.

get up in that asshole. fuck that asshole up.

my man

this is for real

i give you: SEXMAN
no joke.

wiener poopy

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

nobody fucks with the jesus... except these mutherfuckrs

more feline fun

i just think this is a funny idea.

every day, this woman lets her cat go and wander around the neighborhood while wearing a camera that takes shots every 15 seconds.



here's the gallery...

big pussy

that's a HUUUUUGE bitch!

funniest thing i've seen in a while

genius

say wurd

thank god i caught this one on my way to work.
pulled my pants up just in time. i don't think anyone else would've played me straight.

get off your butt and do it

tom vu will show you how!

stop staring at me

glumbert - THX for the Eyes

the truth is out there

my mother ...baked me this cookie.

fully flaired

it's getting a lot of play.
and, it's just a ton of fun to watch.

wonder if it's real. can't tell yet.

always burn your clothes

yikes!

moozic on the beeeeech

oh boy...



i don't know what to say.
but check out some other gems here.

mluughuuaawwhhh

delish!

think of all the attachments!

wonder if that chick comes with a cuisinart or a vacuum or something.

crazy cat lady

remember that crazy cat lady chick from the simpsons?



well this one puts her to shame.
don't forget to eat your cat food.

play with your food. PLAY WITH IT!

makes you think twice about playing with some melons... doesn't it?

verbotten.

nice cigar, fella.



like they say, it ain't the size of the boat; it's the motion of the ocean.
in this guy's case... he moves around A LOT.

do you rearize

this is an amazing spoof on a video that broke on youtube a while back.



here's the original.

owned

some of cheapest, easiest fun on the interwebs:



1. go to youtube.com
2. search 'owned'

alternatively



1. go to youtube.com
2. search 'get owned'

or C

1. go to youtube.com
2. search 'gets owned'

i swear it's comedy every single time.

hi yah!

maawwwwwwwwwuuuuugggghhhh

pussy on the mat

just watch it.
i really can't say anything else.

my new best friend

this thing--the "hip office"--is meant to make you more productive in the workplace. it holds your laptop, your clipboard. whatever.



they forgot one use though: tray holder at mickey D's.



muthafucka, i roll up and order like three value meals, and i don't even have to sit down. just put that shit on my productivity device and i'm walking AND eating.

"hip office"? more like "hip-py meal". yeah, i said it.

fat kids, start getting jealous.
i'm creeping up on you.... all heavy-breathing-like.

maybe this kid should go to a dutch university

i bet the girls go crazy when he pulls out his radio controlled flying device.

this dude gets ALL the bitzes.

take back everything i said about robots

this guy got a PhD from a Dutch university for studying sex.... with robots.

i'm in the wrong field.

huh?

because it's friday

that's right, play with your food

so it's a day late, but i couldn't resist.
this dude wails on some broccoli.

chop-a-broc-a-leeee-heeee!!!!

let's end on a high note

everybody loves poop. just accept it.

just plain weird

watch dem bitches

the internets be cuuuuuuurrrraayzy, yo. wurd.

hungary for war

2pac, much respek!

today is music day

that's all there is to it.

all the crap you see here today is an inspirational scrape of the beautiful music of the interwebs.
these are the songs that sing "Thursday" quietly in my ear, like a little retarded baby.

i wear my sunglasses all the fucking time

it's from australia.
'nuff said.

my wife's gonna kick your ass

this guy is a champ. can't you just let him take a leak?
also, great form on the can-toss.

kudos. all around.

i wear my sunglasses at night

where's my fuckin protein mom!

it's an oldie but a goodie folks. thanks for the tip, 'anonymous'.

supa man dat kapowski

best yet. no doubt about that.

snug it out

well-said

this genius courtesy of defective yeti

what the fuck?!

i want a massage!

my new bluetooth headset

i'm gonna look like a huge basass with my new hi-tech bluetooth
headset. so pumped to use this thing while walking down the street.

power-brokers: go fuck yourself.

politics: so RAVEn

killin it like a gay robot

killin it

one month later

skulking about streets in a dark, wet, and sloppy new york, i've begun to think that the romance of things is only an illusion. the happy folks drunk off of wunderlust and cab rides are merely that: drunk. when the daylight breaks, they're forced to look at things for what they are. the gasoline puddle ceases to glisten and simply smells. heel clicks on the pavement lose their echo, and the rhythm gets mottled. it's all timed out to something less complicated and more deterministic than any of us would like to admit. like it or not, there is a science to this. love and hope... they're hiding somewhere else, maybe under a rock or beneath the caving sidewalks.

this is a machine. let's not kid ourselves. everything is manufactured.

We live in an age where music no longer moves people. It just talks to them.

Saw a band play recently. Took a look away from the stage and observed
the crowd: just a ton of people standing there. It inspired me to
write this--

We live in an age where music no longer moves people. It just talks to
them.

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