10.30.2008

10.23.2008

When art becomes valuable for its shock value as opposed to its merit and commentary, we've run ourselves into a problem. And it's our fault.

When art becomes valuable for its shock value as opposed to its merit
and commentary, we've run ourselves into a problem. And it's our fault.

Nudity is beautiful. Nudity as novelty is tired. Nudity as
photographic art because there are some big tits staring at you is
pathetic.

We're smarter than that.

And we shouldn't let someone make us stare in awe at our own stupidity.

Or maybe that's why it's art.

The joke's on us?


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correction: THIS is the dope-a-dope

yeeeeahhh beckeee!

damn, snacks on snacks

10.08.2008

principles or strategies

just wanted to share something that's been bugging me since watching the VP debate last week.

basically, it's clear that palin was given semantic work-arounds for question dodging.. parsing words and slicing distinctions so fine that, as kramer would say, "you can't see them."

and below is one instance from last week where palin dodged a question about the approach to success in the middle east. she replaces the word "strategy" with "principle."


Palin in relation to afghanistan:

The surge principles, not the exact strategy, but the surge principles that have worked in Iraq need to be implemented in Afghanistan, also.


now, i'm not the smartest guy in the room. but for starters, i would've loved to have seen biden ask her to distinguish those two things. but frankly, even if i was asked, i'm not sure i could.
in fact, i think the difference between these two words in the context of their use is so minor that the distinction is meaningless. which is to say, she just used semantics to give a non-answer. and in some ways, it worked. she got herself off the hook.

this isn't admirable or desirable in a candidate. we don't want someone who will wriggle through the cracks to get out of a tough situation. we need someone who will face challenges head-on with resolve. palin seems to have fallen short here... with coaching help from her party's strategists.

surprise surprise.

but what gets me even more is that, having given palin this tactic, the mccain camp fails to maintain continuity when it comes to the presidential candidate himself. he quickly and immediately dives into "stategic" rhetoric with no mention of "principles" anywhere in sight.


McCain in relation to afghanistan, iraq, pakistan, waziristan:

Now, General Petraeus had a strategy, the same strategy -- very, very different, because of the conditions and the situation -- but the same fundamental strategy that succeeded in Iraq. And that is to get the support of the people.


the sad fact for me is that this linguistic slight of hand can actually work.

10.05.2008

probability

just got done with a long walk across the williamsburg bridge. it was late, and i passed it on my way to the subway. i figured, "fuck it. let's go for a walk." and walk i did.

and that's when i began to see the craziness.

things observed on the walk:
1. man wandering around in a t-shirt, black tube socks, and bvd's. nothing else.
2. man on bike completely wipe out on a perfectly clean and pristine stretch of pavement.

after taking in both of these random but amazing events, it finally struck me that this might not be coincidence. it's possible that this day isn't in fact touched. and that it doesn't have some weird karmic tint to it in which these happenings occur out of some cosmic destiny.

no. not at all.

every random thing or crazy event that i see could very well just be a product of probability.

it basically boils down to this: the fact is, that with so many people living in such a small area, the probability of the improbable increases. and upon that, the probability of seeing more than one improbable occurrence rises as well. as a result, it shouldn't be surprising that i see a man walking around with no pants.

no. not at all.

it was just a matter of time.

9.02.2008

anyone else see a problem here?

whatever happened to that whole "don't be evil" thing?

8.28.2008

oh yeah

http://i36.tinypic.com/waqa6u.gif

8.15.2008

indeed

http://data.tumblr.com/gBmmI1f9H4arprowJqWAUgGx_400.gif

8.11.2008

Blowing My Mind

got to catch radiohead at all points west on friday and saturday.
truly incredible.

some short clips from saturday's set below.
pics coming soon.





8.01.2008

wait for it

wait for it. wait for it.

7.29.2008

wow

something like a simple MIDI visualizer and an AMAZING piece of music by claude debussy just makes your day and blows your mind:

7.25.2008

tall

i've spent a lot of time looking down lately... just walking and thinking.

and, unfortunately, it hit me that the directional bias of my gaze has, as of recent, been serving as the physical manifestation for my mood. not necessarily the best epiphany to be having.

but, when it struck me, it caused me to stop walking... and look up.

and that's when i glanced upward today to see the empire state building catch the pink and gold-flamed twilight sun. among the other spires and ornaments, it stood stolidly in that proud moment, as if striving to be ever higher and reach the majestic pinnacle of its nature.

there are great things in this world. and behind them are great people who are driven and determined to make them a reality.

in that minute of pause, when the empire state building caught my eye, it shone brilliantly as an example of these facts.

and that gave me hope.

this

makes me feel a little better.
a little.

7.23.2008

6.27.2008

Romanticism as a reaction to cynicism:

Romanticism as a reaction to cynicism:

We are romantics not because we believe romanticism exists, but
because we've stopped believing it's possible.

It's a wish... not a reality.

And so, we become friends with disappointment. .


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5.12.2008

4.28.2008

i'm famous

pass it along and vote!!!!
puuhllleeeeeaasssseee!!!!

um. yeah.

4.07.2008

makes the girls sweat

and by sweat, i mean vommit.


i'm thirsty

Suckle On My Teet

i have now turned into a little girl

take note

this is why when i run from a dude with a crossbow, i make sure to do it in zig zags.

3.31.2008

it's hammer time!

check out grandma on the couch. scraight chillin.

3.27.2008

Uptown N Train

If you can, zoom in on the stripper--I mean author--on the right.

3.26.2008

The South

Right now, im at this concert for a band, "drive by truckers." they're
all right. But what I'm suddenly noticing is that here in new York,
hicks have become so marginalized that they're niche. And with all
this hipster chic bullshit, it's actually cool now to be some down-
home redneck. As if that was ever admirable (at least in the
stereotypical sense of the word)

Just weird to see these supposedly liberal people openly adulate a way
of life that seems antithetical to their own. And a way of life that,
I bet if you pressed them out in the open about it, they'd deride in
an instant.

And let's set the record straight, I'm from Kansas city. I have a
pretty good idea when southerners are being sincere, or just playing
up their accents.

I don't know anything about these guys. This is just my first
impression.

Oddly enough, the music just got good.

if you do anything today

take five minutes and watch this:
http://www.pablovalbuena.com/videos/ars07_video.html

it's by an artist named pablo valbuena.
some news on him:
http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/2008/03/18/entramado/

It's a thought.

I spent a lot of my formative years learning how to listen carefully,
skillfully. Through locked doors and closed windows, i would tune my
ears to catch my sisters confiding in one another, plotting revenge,
devising schemes. I developed a knack for reading the lips of shadows
and deciphering the murmurs and whispers of my parents in far-off
corners of the house, planning my fate.

And despite all that alacrity for listening, I have the hardest time
listening to someone right in front of me. I'm unable to understand
them at all. They look me in the eye and speak. And it's like another
language or something. I completely miss the point, much to their
dismay.

But I bet if they moved away, to hush themselves in secret chambers
and whisper in quiet privacy, I would hear them. I would understand.

But no one talks to you like that. They only talk about you.

3.25.2008

3.06.2008

what the....

words cannot describe

i hate that these come from details.com. but i'll admit it when someone's got a good thing going.
these videos are fucking hilarious.

please brush my hair

masturbating in the parking lot

whoa.. cool

someone actually made this. wow.

this is the creepiest AP photo i've seen yet

why are all three of these fuckers staring at this shiny shit-bowl and smiling from ear to ear.
so weird



if they had thought bubbles, what would they be thinking?
go!

3.05.2008

Dragon Hunter

more like boner hunter

sick nasty

wait til the end. the last 10 seconds will alter your understanding of the cosmos.

2.28.2008

i believe the judges won't accept that answer

quietly saying "oh fuck" to yourself on national tv. perfection.

once a year. period.

the truth

peep homie with one leg.
wurd.

2.27.2008

girl is puttin it down

does she have down's syndrome or something?


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2.26.2008

dolemite

just wonder what might happen if someone asked him to rhyme with "orange"...

old folks

ghostride the whip!

yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh grandma.

golf = sex

um, yeah. you just gotta watch it.

i hate that this is an ad

but it appeals so perfectly to my scat-humor

2.20.2008

close that thing

the governator's losing steam

drop it like it's hot

halkdf;lnblheiuw;nag brlurrrrrp gglurmshalnasghlnewol;knv ich.

and the oscar goes to



or maybe this guy?

mutherfucking hall and mutherfucking oats.

get some!

why can't this happen to me

seriously, watch this.
and then listen to everyone's names.

you got guys like "Gabaldon" - pronounced Gah Bahl Dohn
(there's definitely a pun in here some where)

and "Knuckles" - pronounced "Knuckles"

great stuff.

punch it. punch it real good.

you think if they don't have balls it still hurts?
after a while it's got to, right?

2.13.2008

worst video ever

just watch it.



you won't thank me.

again thanks 'anonymous'

best video ever

just watch it.
you'll thank me.

2.06.2008

straight awesome, no chaser

lo di dah blah di da licky dicky tick tick rrrrickity tick tickticktick
chop-a-broccoleeee-heeee

just go here

and watch the fucking intro clip.

fight for kisses

i don't know what to say.

gonna kick the HUCK out of you

game on, bitches.

go huck yourself

too bad the soundtrack sucks

macs even make dirty dirty sex look clean.

2.05.2008

misconception

fat people ARE fast... when they only have to use their finger.

the national football league is proud to present...

...a giant penis







and in case this isn't enough, just take a look at the first 30 or seconds of this clip:



gotta love it.

blind = gay

who knew?



(thanks for the tip, 'anonymous' -- p.s. failblog is awesome! you seen shipment of fail?)

2.04.2008

poop on me

this is a concept of an idea of a thought of a paradigm.

how i do

other than work all weekend, i spent the rest of my time on the street corner doing this to earn some extra cash.

2.01.2008

simply the best

happy friday folks.

darwin awards, stripper style

it gets great at about 1 min into the clip.
damn, guhl. careful what you workin wit.

kinda cool